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Emerald City Comic-Con
Oh dang, it’s that time of year again! Time for Emerald City Comic-Con in Seattle, March 28-30th!
I’ll be exhibiting with Periscope Studio at our giant table island, table 1214.
I’m also gunna be on a handful of panels!
–PANEL: It’s Not Too Dangerous To Go Alone: Finding the courage to do it yourself
March 29, 11:20am – 12:10, HALL C (610)
How long have you been thinking about starting that comic, game, or band? Feel scared? Join the club! Just don’t let it stop you. Learn how navigate through self-doubt, motivational issues & lack of know-how on your way to victory!
–PANEL: Urban Dictionary Game Show
March 29, 6:10 – 7pm, Hall B
What do those terms in Urban Dictionary even mean? Has anybody ever used them before, for realsies?? In this Game Show, our group of panelists attempts to define the weirdest, grossest terms the website has to offer. Mostly they will get it wrong!
–PANEL: Freelance Like a Rockstar
March 30, 4:00pm – 4:50pm, ROOM 2B
Do you fantasize about being self-employed but you just don’t even know where to start? Shh, shh, little friend, no more tears – this group of seasoned pros is here to share their hard-won knowledge with you so you can freelance like a rock star, too.
This comic is drawn in a cartoony style with a palette limited to black, white, and several shades of pink. Erika Moen is a cis white woman with short pink hair. She wears a striped short-sleeved shirt, black skirt, black tights, and big chunky boots. Jay, a Masturbateer, is an east-asian trans masculine nude person with top surgery scars and facial and body hair.
Page 1
Sitting on an enormous undersea vulva-like shell like a throne, Erika holds half an oyster shell in one hand as she winks and greets the reader with, "Oh boy, Perverts, I'm so excited for today's topic..."
"How to Eat Pussy" is spelled out in an elegant cursive across the rest of the oversize sea shells that sit in the background.
Leaning in from the side of the panel, Jay asks, "Ahk, Erika, must you be crass? Its proper name is Cunnilingus!"
Erika sucks down the oyster from the shell in her hand with a 'slrp!'
"Cunnilingus?" Erika turns to face Jay with a giant smile and holds her hand up for an expected high five. "More FUNnilingus, amirite?"
Leaving her hand hanging mid-air, Jay states, "I'm not high-fiving you for that."
To the audience, Erika explains with the now-empty oyster shell still in hand, "I'm afraid we'll have to keep this to a basic introduction. It's such a vast topic and I've only got so much space! First of all, you should get to know what you're about to bury your face in."
Page 2
Looking at two enormous diagrams of the external vulva and the internal anatomy of the clitoris, Jay says, "That's a might fine lookin' vagina, alright!"
"You must have X-ray vision because you can't see the vagina from here!" Erika explains. "Everything you can see externally is called The Vulva"
At a diagram showing the cross-section of a torso, Erika points to the vaginal entrance, saying to a curious Jay, "The vagina is a passage within the body leading to the cervix. Also, did you know penises aren't the only things that get boners? The clitoris also becomes engorged with blood during arousal, getting an erection!"
A diagram shows the internal structure of a vulva at rest and then plumped way up with the clitoris raised up as it's engorged with blood. The inflated anatomy is labeled "Boner City!"
Page 3
"Ok, so how do I start?" Jay asks.
"The number one thing you need is..." Erika replies, gesturing at a cursive caption reading "Good Communication". She continues with, "Talk to your partner! Take directions! Ask them what they like! Ask them if they like what you're doing! Listen to them!"
Two new Masturbateers appear with one between the legs of the other.
"May I lick your cunt?" One asks.
"Yes!" The other replies.
"Do you like this?"
"Oh yes! Flick your tongue there! Right there! DON'T STOP!"
Caption: You may be tempted to jump straight to the clit-
Now the reclining Masturbateer sits upright suddenly and shoves the other ones face away from between their legs, yelping, "YEEP"
Caption: -but let me advise you to work up to that after you've spent some quality time warming up the rest of their cootch first.
Jay grabs Erika by the arm, whispering into her ear nervously, "Psst, Erika! I... I don't know what to do? With my mouth? And my tongue? Gimme some tips!"
Over a big diagram of a vulva, the text reads, "Your cunt-pleasing arsenal includes your nose, lips, tongue, and fingers. Use them all as needed!"
Page 4
Title in cursive: Take Your Tongue Cross Cuntry
A series of six diverse vulva diagrams is displayed with arrows indicting directional tongue movement to take on them.
Caption: Wave your tongue between all the folds. Quick, flicky licks. Such on the labia. Long lick and circle the clit. Zig-zag. Suck at the bottom and glide up still sucking.
Title in cursive: Pussy Licking Prompts:
A vulva is shown in profile as a tongue pressing the width of it against it.
Caption: Warm them up with slow, broad licks, making your tongue as wide as possible.
The same vulva is shown with that same mouth now pressing just the very tip of its tongue between the labia.
Caption: Then use the tip for precision stimulation.
Page 5
The page is fulled with images of pussies getting licked in various fashions.
Caption: Gently use your lips to tug on theirs. Lead with your nose, your tongue tracing just after it. Lick consistently in one direction for a while. Interject with a new sensation. Without missing a beat, return to the rhythmic licking again. (Circle or tap or lightly suck or give a tiny series of short lapping licks to their clit.) Slip a finger or two inside their vagina while you keep licking.
Page 6
Caption: Things to do with your fingers:
Caption: "Come Hither"
A hand is shown with the palm facing upwards while the one extended pointer finger curls back and forth.
Caption: "Flutter two fingers"
In the same position, the hand now has the pointer and middle fingers extended and flutters them back and forth.
Caption: Don't be afraid to move your head! If your neck is getting stuff, hold your tongue still and rock your entire face against their cootch.
Now back on her thrown of oversize deep sea clam shells, Erika proudly address the reader with, "You have SO MANY options! This is just the tip of the iceberg and FAR from a comprehensive guide. Remember to play safe with barriers like gloves and dental dams! Take your time exploring, really admire their cootch, the way it looks, the way it tastes, how wet it gets... Just lap it all up. Which should be easy, since having your face buried in pussy is, by default, pure joy. With a little practice, you'll be a regular cunning linguist!"
Transcribed by Erika Moen on February 4, 2025