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Today's comic starts with a large, chibbi panel of the artist and reviewer, Hien Pham, who's eyes are wide, and wet, looking at the camera. Hien is a CIS heavier-set man of color with thinning, but elegantly pulled back into-a-bun hair, that pairs with a mighty beard and mustache to boot. He’s dressed in white and wears glasses. As he looks at us and the camera, he's at the verge of crying, grasping at his chin he exclaims...
'I wanna get eaten out!!'

Hien turns away, wiping tears with a handkerchief.
'Alas, no person has yet to fulfill this rim job vacancy… I can’t help but wonder… Is there a toy out there eager to get in on this back-door opportunity?'
Behind him at the door, a blurry, purple figure rings the doorbell
'Ding dong!'

The rest of this page is filled up with a huge illustration of a giant butt plug.
Title:
b-Vibe Rimming Plug Petite 

A large purple toy with little segments x-rayed across to show bead and vibrations in the plug , sits surrounded by details
Remote control with coin battery included
Splash proof, USB rechargeable insertable 10 cm of silicon plug!
3.8 inches 9.8 cm insertable length.
Vibrating motor in the tip
Why discuss 3.6 cm or 1.4 inches diameter
Rotating beads in the shaft
US$160  AU$120

A tiny Hien looks on with hearts in his eyes.
'Thank you b-Vibe for sending me a unit for this review!'


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Hien is now next to a fictional character, who lacks a gender or sexuality, but I'm (Matthew Nolan who's transcribing this) gonna call them Mullet on account of their cool-looking mullet. Mullet is tanned, heavy set, nude, and comes with a peen! They're also rocking a little beard. Hien has passed the toy onto his newfound friend and is looking away in mild embarrassment.
'Admittedly, my first go around with the petite did not go so well… I’m still a beginner at anal, and I really struggled with the petite's girth!'
Mullet touches the toy
'I’ll give it a try.'

The next panel has a big red X across it as Mullet rushes to put the toy inside of themselves
'Almost… Oow ow owo ow ow-'
A tiny Hien Jumps in with his arms making an X. Laying next to him is Mullet; defeated, with their ass in the air and half a plug in their butt.
'Do not do this!'  Hein shouts!
'Excitement aside, it’s important to know your limit! If it’s painful going in, getting it out, will be way worse!'

The next three panels are illustrated with a marshmallow version of Mullet, basically a floating ass with a face, it’s pretty adorable and fun. We see this marshmallow take fingers toys before exploding happily and vibrating. Covering it are three narrative boxes of Hien's thoughts and notes.

'Warm up with plenty of lube and your fingers! Stretch patiently.'
'Push it in slow and steady. Pause when it gets uncomfortable! Never force it!'
'Turn it on! Enjoy the vibrations while you’re loosening up!'

Mullet sits back with a content look and adds,
'Seriously, it took me half an hour to work the petite in…'

Hien excitedly jumps in front.
'But! Once it’s in the real fun begins!'


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We see the toy inside of a abstract butt and we see the pearls that must be inside the toy rotating. Hien narration flows over the informative illustration that follow.
'The rotating beads gave me this present, repeated flickering sensation! I have not experienced a real tongue, but it did feel like what I imagined a lick would be!'
Hien draws hands and fingers, flicking and bapping together

'Out of the 7 available shaft rotation patterns, only a couple really stood out to me… But, I really loved how much they spiced up the tip's more standard vibrating patterns!'
We are showing the graph of escalating and changing patterns and vibrations overtime.

'When my sphincter was relaxed, the sensations were more spread out and subdued. When I tightened up, I could really feel the spinning beads pushing up against my butt!'
We are shown an adorable set of diagrams of the same butt with the toy inside of it, where one is relaxed, and the toy's vibrations are chill and dispersed. While on the other end is a butt that's clenched and the vibrations are localized and intense.
'There was a real sweet spot between clenching and relaxing, where the vibrations pulsed throughout my whole anus!'

Mullet reappears, wriggling in happiness.
'I found myself tightening and relaxing again, and again, just to hit that sweet spot… aaaahh… Again!'


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Little Hien looks contemplatively to the side.
'Like I said before, I’ve never been rimmed… So I can’t really compare the petite to a real tongue…'

In the next panel, we’re showing a dark-skinned, older person with greying hair, going to town and eating some big and lightly haired booty. Above it is more narration.
'In theory, a personal rimmer can really switch up the intensity and frequency of the rimming! Plus, they can pleasure the area outside of the 'bud!'

Now we’re shown another big beautiful butt and peen being spread and lifted, the toy sits happily in this character's butt as it vibes away.
'The Petite's more consistent, more persistent. It stimulates tirelessly from the inside! You also get the extra vibration at his tip!'

A new(?) third character is lying in bed and seemingly is receiving some lovely butt-eating pleasure the cameras focus on their bearded face, (I wanna say it's Mullet, but it might not be!), Narration continues the scene.
'Personally, when I’m with a partner, it’s the magnificent, intimate energy that defines the experience. When I’m using toys, I find myself more attuned to my own body, to my own physical sensations.'

Now we’re shown the toy being washed as the sexy scene finishes, and the characters presumably take a rest.
'For me, these are uniquely different, non-mutually exclusive experiences. One doesn’t truly replace the other, and they both work to inform and inspire pleasure!


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Hien puts his hands together, closes his eyes, and takes a breath as he starts to conclude his review.
'So… Do I recommend the b-Vibe Rimming Plug Petite?'

We cut back to Mullet, sat playing with themselves, while looking at their phone, next to them is a lonely-looking butt plug.
Hien continues his narration over the top.
'Where my body's at, I tend to prefer more spontaneous play out of toys. I don’t always have 30 minutes to warm up to the petite. It’s hard to see myself using as much as I’d like.'

Hien is now drawn holding the Petite up to his head and there are hearts coming out from both of them.
'And yet, I really did love how the Petite made me feel! It was such an accomplishment when I worked up to its girth, and it gives love to such an aft-overlooked area by other toys!'

Hien draws three plugs side-by-side. We have an extra large, menacing-looking plug, and on the other side, the tiny petite we've grown to know and love throughout this review!
'In the long run, I can see the petite being a really valuable investment in anal training and having fun at the same time!'
A tiny Hien holds onto the bottom of a giant b-Vibe as it flies through space happily vibing away, as Hien concluded his comic. 
'Bottom line, if you see few issues with the size, and you have the resources to invest in the versatility of your rosebud… The whole b-Vibe Rimming Plug line is definitely worth your consideration.'

Today's comic was made by Hien Pham who can be found at hienpham.artstation.com
It was then transcribed by Matthew Nolan on 01/22/23 who doesn't really know how to transcribe things, but is trying his most darnest.

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