Too tight, Too firm, too hot, too cold. Hien is on a quest to find the perfect sleeve for the Goldicock! Today he reviews the Tenga Geo, 3D, and Spinner.
The process to find the right sex toy for you and your body can be can be so gosh darned disheartening, but ever so worth it when you eventually find the one that just clicks. Watching Hien go through the process and journal his findings in such delightful ways is truly a delight! I love that he’s also fallen for some of Tenga’s toys in the same way as I did ;D Thank you so much, Hien, for your continued excitement, honesty, and talent!
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Hein’s Notes!
I only focused on finding the right fit for a specific dick in this comic, but Matthew has done amazing detailed reviews for each of these sleeves! I’m definitely on the same page with him on his findings, so please check them out here: GEO, 3D, SPINNER! Thank you to Matt & Ziggy for working with me and for pushing my comics to be the best they can be! Thank you to the folks at Tenga for sending me these wonderful inspiring toys. Finally, thank you to one Woody for helping me with the tests and research for this comic! You’re a good boy, bubba <3
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Hien is a balding bearded Asian man wearing glasses, a white lab coat (with no shirt), and maroon shorts.
A white middle-aged man with salt and pepper hair, Goldicock has neat facial hair, his penis is smaller than average with tight foreskin (phimosis) and wears no clothing at all.
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"Oh!!! Woe is me!!!" Swoons Goldicock before a backdrop of magenta roses. "Burning is my desire to explore sleeves for masturbation! Yet, I fear I have too many requirements!" Now transforming into an anthropomorphic penis with its foreskin pulled nearly all the way up to the tip, leaving only the hint of the glans poking through, he continues, "My foreskin doth hurt when pulled back too far... which only exposes an even more delicate head that shan't be touched... Phimosis, this condition be called!" Behind him thorny roots criss-cross over a purple backdrop. Fully human once again, he cries into his hands, "How I evy others' perfect fittings! Will this Goldicock ever find something feels just right?"
"Don't fret, my worried friend." Hien says with compassion as he enters the scene. "We're not so different, you and I!" Now chibi-fied, Hien and Goldicock are joined by two more naked heavyset, hairy guys and an array of larger-than-life geometric, futuristic, artistic-looking masturbation toys. "Thanks to our gracious friends at Tenga, I have an entire arsenal of sleeves we can play with! Goldicock, let us bears help you find your perfect fit!"
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The Model G is the first of the newcomers to speak up. He is a fat bearded ginger man without a moustache but a mop of softly wavy hair on top. His warm skin tone cannot hide the rosy blush on his cheeks he gets from talking passionately about his favorite topic. He is fully chibi-ed as he announces, "Let's try my favourite supple strokers!"
Title: Tenga GEO (Zen)
Caption: $35 USD from Tenga. Retail prices may vary.
The GEO is the size and shape of a tennis ball, with a spiraling frill unwinding over the surface. It is flipped inside out through the entrance hole, so that the frill fills in the interior, leaving the exterior a smooth globe.
Transforming into a bearded, anthropomorphic cock, we see Model G through an x-ray view inside the GEO, which is pulling downwards over him. His foreskin is full retracted, revealing his flushed glans. He looks thoroughly overwhelmed, somewhere between pleasure and OVERSTIMULATION as he informs us, "The GEOs' direct head pressure and stimulation glide so tantalizingly across my glans for a sensation most akin to in-and-out penetration!"
As the GEO pulls upwards, we find Penis Goldicock inside the GEO with his foreskin tugged back up and over most of his glans and it is quite clear that he is in distress as he calls out, "Yowch! I fear this does not work for me! My sensitive head is painful to the touch, alas!"
Ready for his turn, the chibi-fied Model D steps up confidently to suggest, "Why don't you give my pick a shot!" He is a blond brown-skinned man with a dark goatee.
Title: Tenga 3D (Module)
Caption: $35 USD from Tenga. Retail prices may vary.
The 3D is a tube shape covered in soft square tiles that jut out at varying depths, kind of resembling a cubic corn on the cob. When turned inside out the tiles squish together on the interior, while the exterior resembles a length of plumbing pipe, complete with thick silicone washers at either end.
Now in penis form, the Model D plunges headfirst inside the tube, where the silicone squares squish against his full exposed head and shaft. "These babies hug my shaft so nice and tight! I can feel the textures tug with each up-and-down!"
Penis Goldicock takes his turn inside the 3D, his foreskin tight up over his glans as he wails in pain, "I'm afraid this won't do either! The walls close too far in! My skin is slowly torn asunder!"
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Human once again, Goldicock curls on the ground in pain, holding his poor, abused bits as he laments, "Oh dear, I am battered and bruised... I don't know if I can go on..."
"Hang in there, Goldie!" Hien pats him reassuringly. "Take a breather! I do have one more sleeve I think you'll take a liking to!"
From Goldie's POV, we watch as he slides a transparent tube lined with teal twisting stripes mid-way down his shaft. "Oh... not too tight... good headroom for my size..." Hi anthropomorphized cock head looks surprised and delighted as it approaches the end of the semi-transparent masturbation sleeve, which is lined with geometric patterns and the teal coil wrapping around it. "Woah! how gentle it pulls! Gosh! Could this be?" The translucent material presses snugly against his head and shaft, with criss-crossing rings encircling it.
"IT'S THE PERFECT FIT!" Exclaims Goldie, leaping into the air (still sporting the sleeve on his dick) with Hien in celebration. Behind them we see the larger-than-life Tenga SPINNER (Pixel) masturbation sleeve. It is a rounded cylinder with a transparent exterior layer with a zig-zagging teal coil wrapping around it. There is an inner transparent layer with rows of Lego brick-shaped silicone spiraling opposite of the teal ones.
Caption: $23 USD from Tenga. Retail prices may vary.
As Goldicock swirls the sleeve up and down his dick, he explains, "The built-in coil makes for a comfortable grip that squeezes and twists my member with every stroke! Combined with a suitably slippery lube, the brustles tug at the skin just right for a light yet tingly sensation!"
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Returned to their normal sizes and illustration style, Goldiclock clasps Hien's hands as he exclaims, "Thank you, Hien! For your research!"
"You bet!" Hien responds, hopping up and down with Goldie. Now turning to us, he continues, "It wasn't easy, and at times I felt so disheartened that everyone seems to have so many options, yet so few actually worked for me at all. Were there any made with me in mind? Was there any point in looking?"
We see Hien's foot, toes clenched in effort and his shorts dropped by his ankles. The narration tells us, "Thing is, I was used to jerking off all the time. So used to it that it became a chore I did on complete autopilot. Often, I would just rush myself toward the finish line just to get rid of the urges so I could continue with my day."
"Come on! Hurry up!" Hien admonishes himself.
Now Hien is shown holding various masturbation sleeves in his hands, looking at them in shock and delight. He is in some kind of cave composed of thousands of cock sleeves.
Narration: When I landed on a couple sleeves that worked for me, it was like I found joy in masturbation again! The act felt celebratory. It felt intentional again. I even found myself deliberately slowing down to take in the new sensations with each and every single stroke!"
Against the swirling cosmos, Hien floats with his body's outline filled with pulsating pink and yellow light, culminating in a glowing yellow heart over his groin area. A teal ribbon coils around him in space. He looks at peace.
Narration: The sleeves reinvigorated a masturbatory enthusiasm in me!
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Narration: Plus, the sleeves that didn't work for me worked wonders on many of my intimate friends!
Model G reappears in the more realistically drawn style. He reclines as he is jerked off with the GEO, clearly to the point of an inevitable orgasm.
The narration reads, "There's a visceral eroticism in watching a sexual partner's boner harden inside a semi-translucent Spinner." next to an illustration of exactly that.
Model D returns, also in the realistic style, playfully shaking out a cramp in his right hand while he holds the Tenga 3D in his left.
Narration: And boy, are my injured artist arms happy to have the GEO's and 3D's help in a long edging session!
Narration: I especially love the added warm domesticity when we shower and clean the toys together. Each time we talk about our preferred pleasure, we grow just a little closer.
Goldicock and the two models playfully, lovingly dry off their toys, everyone squeeky clean from a nice hot shower.
The chibi-fied versions of Hien and all the boys clamber over enormous models of the GEO, 3D, and SPINNER as Hien tells us, "All of this is to say: I just really enjoy strokers! My thanks to the folks at Tenga for championing this particular branch of self-love! And hey! Shout out to my fellow Goldicocks! The journey to define and reignite our own pleasure is not easy, but it is definitely one worth taking!"
Transcribed November 4, 2024 by Erika Moen