We laughed at it when it arrived, we sat on it, fucked on it, and then oh my gosh, we fell in love with it.

Guys this silly, ludicrous, expensive lump of foam… is truly wonderful. Look at this thing, it’s BONKERS.

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I really don’t think any of us NEED a Chaise Lounger in our lives. But if you run a sex club or own a dungeon or have a winning lottery ticket handy, I think it’s almost a requirement.

It makes ok-lazy-sex into GREAT-WHAT-ARE-YOU-DOING-IT’S-BLOWING-My-MIND-SEX, and that’s such a rarity now-a-days: finding a new tool that actively surprised us. We just thought it was a silly thing, something for Flapjack’s birthday, but when we both tried it out? I really can’t emphasize how much we love it.

I dunno. I feel like we wrote up too safe of a comic this week, blame it on the tight weekly deadlines, but it doesn’t quite capture how amazing the Chaise Lounger is for us. It now LIVES in our living room for our everyday use AND sexy times and, dare I say it, it’s probably the best thing we’ve gotten in the mail this year. We both can’t recommend it enough, but at the same time don’t know if we would ever spend $500 on something like this if we hadn’t gotten it for free.

Regarding the bondage stuff in today’s comic: We’re both dunces when it comes to bondage. It’s just not something that’s a part of our regular sex lives. But over the years we’ve been accruing some pretty great gear (almost all of it by Stockroom <3 ). It's all gear that warrants its OWN review, but we just feel a bit incapable of reviewing them well, one of these days though... Regardless, we didn't like the Chaise Loungers bondage kit, it was a bit... cheap feeling? So we swapped it out for our LOVELY fancy JT Signature Cuff’s and some Vondage bits and bobs. It was really, REALLY fun! So I guess that all has our seal of inexperienced approval too.