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↓ Comic Transcript
Critical Hit by Shyle Zalewski, published April 8, 2025 on OhJoySexToy.com
Page 1
Shyle Zalewski draws in a very rounded cartoony style with strong, textured ink lines. Sections of the environments are shaded with a halftone dot screen and the overall color palette is soft yellows, browns, and oranges, but that switches to a vibrant pink for the fantasy elements.
In a bustling house party, Shyle stands against a wall alone, holding a drink. The scene is set in yellow tones. She is an arty queer person with messy hair and giant glasses.
" What a disappointing party." Shyle grouses to herself. "This is the last time I go to one of these boring and pretentious exhibitions. Look at all these NPCs right here. Pretty all the same."
In her imagination, bright pink character profile cards pop up, listing the statistics of:
Henri Clavel, a smug blond medieval-esque warrior
Class: Paladin
Hobby: Killing Dragons
Likes: Money
Louis Grand, who wears the exact same outfit but has shorter hair and a more awkward smile.
Class: Paladin
Hobby: Killing orcs
Likes: Gold
Jacques Dubus, yet another fellow in the same outfit but he has a mustache and a big smile.
Class: Paladin
Hobby: Killing Goblins
Likes: Banks
Back into the yellow-hued reality at the part, Shyle does a double-take as she takes a drink, spotting something across the room. "Uh...? I may have spoken too soon. I think I see a different kind of character here."
From her perspective, we see Matt, a cute nerd with tinted hair.
"Well," She thinks to herself. "he's cute and seems funny... Plus he's wearing a Dungeons & Dragons shirt."
A pink stat box appears next to him, reading:
"Matt Coton
Class: Archer
Hobby: Ukulele
Likes: Gaming"
Another pink "Start the Game" button appears next to him, festooned with a little witch's hat and a bow and arrow. A giant white arrow cursor clicks it.
Page 2
Matt, still in the yellow party, smiles at the reader, unaware of the imaginary pink options window that's appeared across the bottom of the panel. It gives the options:
"Start a conversation.
A: Wassup duuude?!!
B: (Awkward Silence)
C: My butt is all yours.
D: So, you're into D&D" --Which is the one that the arrow cursor clicks.
Shyle and Matt launch into an animated conversation depicted through pink pictograms in word balloons. The pink image-word balloons include a treasure map, an angry orc face, a castle, crossed swords, a fire ball, a shield, and a star. They shine against the yellow backdrop of the party.
"Dang!" Shyle thinks, looking flustered. "His stats are SO high! I feel like a newbie."
Matt smiles sweetly, oblivious to Shyle's assessment. In pink, his stats pop up in an information box next to him (who is still in yellow tones):
Charisma: lvl 45
Intell: lvl 50
Hotness lvl 90
"Ok, let's try this." She thinks to herself with an eager/nervous smile. Then gesturing to a door, she says aloud, "This place sucks. Wanna go out for a drink?" as she discreetly rolls two imaginary pink dice.
All in bright pink, an explosive caption box announces, "SUCCESS!! Your awkwardness makes you funny and kinda safe." Two giant pink 20-sided dice roll up with an 18 and a 20.
In pink, an caption box that looks weathered like an old piece of parchment reads, "MATT is joining the team!" with little pink stars sparkling around Matt, who is still in yellow and brown tones. "Ok!" He cheerily agrees.
"Everything is expensive around here, would you prefer to go to my home? I live 200 feet away." He offers to Shyle, who blushes and smiles flirtatiously in response.
In pink, another explosive caption box announces, "NEW QUEST UPDATE!!"
Page 3
Now outside a new yellow-toned door with an arrow-adorned shield mounted on it, a pink old-timey scroll explains, "Next Level: The Archer's House."
Inside Matt's apartment, the two lose no time as they begin making out, still standing in the middle of the entryway. A pink caption announces, "SPEED ATTACK!!"
Confidently, Shyle announces, "...My turn to play, now." to Matt, who smiles lustily back at her.
A tattered pink parchment narrates, "The Witch Takes Off: Clothes" followed by a stat window with the information,
"-10 Armor
-5 Warmth
+56 Sluttiness"
A pink thermometer "Desire Gauge" appears next to yellow-toned Matt, who sits on the bed in the background looking a little flustered as he watches Shyle pull off her underwear while standing in the foreground. With her butt to us, she balances on one leg as she deftly maneuvers the underwear over her lifted ankle.
Grinning a blushing, Matt ventures, "You know, I'm not used to inviting people to my place so fast. But... you were..."
"...Bewitching?" Shyle finishes for him, returning a mischievously horny grin.
"Can I teleport myself down here?" Asks Shyle as she drops out of sight from the panel, the top of her head indicating that she is right at dick-level with Matt- who, in turn, looks surprised and flustered as he blushes.
A pink scroll declares, "Effect on Archer: STUNNED!"
"OoooOOOOOOH..." Matt moans as Shyle goes to town with her mouth on his cock, which is annotated with helpful "Suck! Suck! Suck!" sound effects.
"...Mmmmh." She purrs to herself as she sucks away. "As a witch, it's what I call a freakin' MAGIC WAND!"
Page 4
Flipping her around so she leans over the bed, Matt smacks her ass while declaring, "Slow down, you slutty witch, that's way too good, haha!"
In pink, the caption explodes with the text, "Archer Special Skill, 'buttdiving'", which is displayed helpfully over Matt burying his face between Shyle's cheeks.
The pink scroll explains, "It's super effective!" over Shyle's sex-drunk face.
"OoOOooh! Do that forever plz..." She drools to the sounds of Matt licking away on her ass.
"The witch cast an ancient spell:" A pink scroll narrates over Shyle blushing as she removes her glasses, looking back over her shoulder at Matt.
"Now... Encule-moi!" She declares in cursive.
A pink scroll unfurls, recounting the message, "In an old mysterious language called "French", it means: FUCK MY ASS. -en is for "putting in", -cule, for "cul", is "butt/ass", -moi is for "me"
A large pink arrow flies overhead with the caption, "Entering the dungeon: 67%" above our couple who are totally doin' it doggy-style. Shyle's face is flushed pink against the rest of the yellow-tones of the panel.
A "HAA!" rings out in pink explosive letters over an illustration of a butt-like peach with the feathered end of an arrow sticking out between its mounds. "It's in!" The peach shouts triumphantly.
As Matt plows Shyle the panel fills with the sound of yellow "CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!" sound effects and pink "+99EXP" points.
The two collapse into bed, sweaty, exhausted, and satisfied. They pant and blush as their blood pressure settles.
"The witch evolves into: Happy Witch" announces a pink parchment over Matt as Shyle nestles her contented face against his shoulder.
Transcribed by Erika Moen on april 7, 2025 for https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/critical-hit-shyle-zalewski
Page 1
Shyle Zalewski draws in a very rounded cartoony style with strong, textured ink lines. Sections of the environments are shaded with a halftone dot screen and the overall color palette is soft yellows, browns, and oranges, but that switches to a vibrant pink for the fantasy elements.
In a bustling house party, Shyle stands against a wall alone, holding a drink. The scene is set in yellow tones. She is an arty queer person with messy hair and giant glasses.
" What a disappointing party." Shyle grouses to herself. "This is the last time I go to one of these boring and pretentious exhibitions. Look at all these NPCs right here. Pretty all the same."
In her imagination, bright pink character profile cards pop up, listing the statistics of:
Henri Clavel, a smug blond medieval-esque warrior
Class: Paladin
Hobby: Killing Dragons
Likes: Money
Louis Grand, who wears the exact same outfit but has shorter hair and a more awkward smile.
Class: Paladin
Hobby: Killing orcs
Likes: Gold
Jacques Dubus, yet another fellow in the same outfit but he has a mustache and a big smile.
Class: Paladin
Hobby: Killing Goblins
Likes: Banks
Back into the yellow-hued reality at the part, Shyle does a double-take as she takes a drink, spotting something across the room. "Uh...? I may have spoken too soon. I think I see a different kind of character here."
From her perspective, we see Matt, a cute nerd with tinted hair.
"Well," She thinks to herself. "he's cute and seems funny... Plus he's wearing a Dungeons & Dragons shirt."
A pink stat box appears next to him, reading:
"Matt Coton
Class: Archer
Hobby: Ukulele
Likes: Gaming"
Another pink "Start the Game" button appears next to him, festooned with a little witch's hat and a bow and arrow. A giant white arrow cursor clicks it.
Page 2
Matt, still in the yellow party, smiles at the reader, unaware of the imaginary pink options window that's appeared across the bottom of the panel. It gives the options:
"Start a conversation.
A: Wassup duuude?!!
B: (Awkward Silence)
C: My butt is all yours.
D: So, you're into D&D" --Which is the one that the arrow cursor clicks.
Shyle and Matt launch into an animated conversation depicted through pink pictograms in word balloons. The pink image-word balloons include a treasure map, an angry orc face, a castle, crossed swords, a fire ball, a shield, and a star. They shine against the yellow backdrop of the party.
"Dang!" Shyle thinks, looking flustered. "His stats are SO high! I feel like a newbie."
Matt smiles sweetly, oblivious to Shyle's assessment. In pink, his stats pop up in an information box next to him (who is still in yellow tones):
Charisma: lvl 45
Intell: lvl 50
Hotness lvl 90
"Ok, let's try this." She thinks to herself with an eager/nervous smile. Then gesturing to a door, she says aloud, "This place sucks. Wanna go out for a drink?" as she discreetly rolls two imaginary pink dice.
All in bright pink, an explosive caption box announces, "SUCCESS!! Your awkwardness makes you funny and kinda safe." Two giant pink 20-sided dice roll up with an 18 and a 20.
In pink, an caption box that looks weathered like an old piece of parchment reads, "MATT is joining the team!" with little pink stars sparkling around Matt, who is still in yellow and brown tones. "Ok!" He cheerily agrees.
"Everything is expensive around here, would you prefer to go to my home? I live 200 feet away." He offers to Shyle, who blushes and smiles flirtatiously in response.
In pink, another explosive caption box announces, "NEW QUEST UPDATE!!"
Page 3
Now outside a new yellow-toned door with an arrow-adorned shield mounted on it, a pink old-timey scroll explains, "Next Level: The Archer's House."
Inside Matt's apartment, the two lose no time as they begin making out, still standing in the middle of the entryway. A pink caption announces, "SPEED ATTACK!!"
Confidently, Shyle announces, "...My turn to play, now." to Matt, who smiles lustily back at her.
A tattered pink parchment narrates, "The Witch Takes Off: Clothes" followed by a stat window with the information,
"-10 Armor
-5 Warmth
+56 Sluttiness"
A pink thermometer "Desire Gauge" appears next to yellow-toned Matt, who sits on the bed in the background looking a little flustered as he watches Shyle pull off her underwear while standing in the foreground. With her butt to us, she balances on one leg as she deftly maneuvers the underwear over her lifted ankle.
Grinning a blushing, Matt ventures, "You know, I'm not used to inviting people to my place so fast. But... you were..."
"...Bewitching?" Shyle finishes for him, returning a mischievously horny grin.
"Can I teleport myself down here?" Asks Shyle as she drops out of sight from the panel, the top of her head indicating that she is right at dick-level with Matt- who, in turn, looks surprised and flustered as he blushes.
A pink scroll declares, "Effect on Archer: STUNNED!"
"OoooOOOOOOH..." Matt moans as Shyle goes to town with her mouth on his cock, which is annotated with helpful "Suck! Suck! Suck!" sound effects.
"...Mmmmh." She purrs to herself as she sucks away. "As a witch, it's what I call a freakin' MAGIC WAND!"
Page 4
Flipping her around so she leans over the bed, Matt smacks her ass while declaring, "Slow down, you slutty witch, that's way too good, haha!"
In pink, the caption explodes with the text, "Archer Special Skill, 'buttdiving'", which is displayed helpfully over Matt burying his face between Shyle's cheeks.
The pink scroll explains, "It's super effective!" over Shyle's sex-drunk face.
"OoOOooh! Do that forever plz..." She drools to the sounds of Matt licking away on her ass.
"The witch cast an ancient spell:" A pink scroll narrates over Shyle blushing as she removes her glasses, looking back over her shoulder at Matt.
"Now... Encule-moi!" She declares in cursive.
A pink scroll unfurls, recounting the message, "In an old mysterious language called "French", it means: FUCK MY ASS. -en is for "putting in", -cule, for "cul", is "butt/ass", -moi is for "me"
A large pink arrow flies overhead with the caption, "Entering the dungeon: 67%" above our couple who are totally doin' it doggy-style. Shyle's face is flushed pink against the rest of the yellow-tones of the panel.
A "HAA!" rings out in pink explosive letters over an illustration of a butt-like peach with the feathered end of an arrow sticking out between its mounds. "It's in!" The peach shouts triumphantly.
As Matt plows Shyle the panel fills with the sound of yellow "CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!" sound effects and pink "+99EXP" points.
The two collapse into bed, sweaty, exhausted, and satisfied. They pant and blush as their blood pressure settles.
"The witch evolves into: Happy Witch" announces a pink parchment over Matt as Shyle nestles her contented face against his shoulder.
Transcribed by Erika Moen on april 7, 2025 for https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/critical-hit-shyle-zalewski