We’re both pretty keen on the uncut peen! But there are so many weird reactions and myths in America concerning that bit of skin. We thought it about time to do some basic education for those of you who are interested in penises. If you find one with its hat still on, don’t fret! It’s alright, in fact… we would say it’s awesome.
Of course we’re a bit biased, I’m born and raised outside of the USA. In the rest of the world a circumcised penis is a rare and odd encounter, often saying more of religious upbringing rather than debunked medical concerns or tradition. What am I getting at? Well foreskin is fantastic. If you find one abroad, don’t fret and enjoy that Europeen!
Many thank yous to Gerbil for being our Masturbateer!
↓ Comic Transcript
Page 1
Foreskin Funsies by Matthew Nolan and Erika Moen, originally published on https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/foreskin-funsies, August 25, 2015
Our protagonist is a nonbinary person with pale skin and fluffy short black hair. They wear glasses with different colored lens, a t-shirt, and jeans. They are making out with a taller partner who has curly black hair, a full beard, and slightly darker skin. As the makeout progresses, main character kneels down to hungrily pull pull their standing partner's pants down, only to immediately transition to a look of surprise as they exclaim "Oh!" Looking back up to their partner, they anounce, "You're UNCUT!"
"Yup!" Their partner cheerfully concurs.
The partner's hard cock wobbles in front of the perplexed character's face before they call out, "Matt! Erika! Help meeee!"
A tiny Matt poofs onto the person's shoulder, commenting, "Oh my, what a lovely peen!"
"What's the trubs?" A tiny Erika asks, poofing in to sit on the person's other shoulder.
"This is the first foreskin I've encountered!" Wails the character. "It's so scary, what do I doooo? Why couldn't they be circumcised like a NORMAL person?!?!"
Suddenly transitioning into a public shower with various nude be-penised people in the background, Matt stands with a towel wrapped around his middle and flipflops on his feet as he laughs, "Hah! I had the opposite reaction when I first came to America! Most of your peens out here are missing their tops! It's a startling difference from Europe."
Page 2
Now full clothed in slacks, sneakers, and a button-down stripped shirt, he points towards a diagram of the same penis but one with a foreskin on it and one without.
"But if you've been raised stateside- (or consumed a lot of American-made porn)- you can get by most of your life with never encountering a cock au naturel.
Text next to the penis diagrams:
Intact Penis: Foreskin is the retractable roll of skin covering the penis head.
Circumcised Penis: Foreskin cut away, exposing the penis head.
Surrounded by an angry mob, Matt is shocked to hear various exclamations, like, "Circumcised is sexier! That's where smegma comes from! Dick cheese, BARF! Uncut is unclean! I want me kid's dick to look like mine! I hear you can catch HIV faster with foreskin! Looks like a turtleneck."
"Wow," He comments, looking taken aback. "leaving a penis intact is a crazy-contentious topic out here."
Returning to the original character from the beginning, Matt continues, "But the thing is, foreskins are GREAT and absolutely nothing to be afraid of."
"Don't foreskins trap grim and make the cock less hygienic than a cut one?" Asks the bespectacled person.
"Hardly!" Matt reassures them. "Personal hygiene aside, a cleaned un-cut cock is just as clean as a cleaned cut one!"
Next to an illustration showing a hand gently pulling back foreskin, the narration reads, "To keep it clean, just pull back the skin and wash it when you regularly bathe."
page 3
"Sniff Sniff" The person sniffs at the exposed dick of their pantsless partner from the first page. "You're right! It IS clean! But how do I make it WORK?"
"Ah, yes." Matt explains, while gesturing a penis-going-in-and-out-of-a-hole with his hands. "There are some things you might want to keep in mind when you sexually encounter one for the first time! During sexy times, whether it's manual or oral or penetrative, the foreskin will tend to roll back and forth, eventually rolling all the way back exposing the head!"
"See, that's the part that's weirding me out." Adds the character.
"Unlike a cut cock, an uncircumcised penis has two modes!" Matt continues.
Next to a drawing of an erect penis with a skin sheath covering almost all of it, except for just a tiny peek of the tip of the head, the narration reads, "The foreskin will help protect the sensitive head and give it a different, more subdued sensation during sexy times. The added skin surface area gives you more to play with during handjobs!"
The same penis is shown with the sheath pulled back just far enough to entirely expose the penis glans, while the text reads, "Don't fret if yours can't do this yet, some people's needs stretching that comes with age and some don't ever fully roll back. In this state an uncircumcised cock will resemble a circumcised one, but with an added roll of skin behind the head. While it might look the same, it will probably react different than a cut one: that head is a lot more sensitive!
Page 4
Riding atop a hard cock with the foreskin pulled back about 1/3 of the way down the head, the person asks, "More sensitive, huh? Do I need to be gentler?"
Ever helpful, Matt replies from the ground, "Yes, uncut is more sensitive, but that doesn't reflect how you ought to treat it. The level of stimulation needed is always dependent on the penis. Some folks need hard focused pressure, while other need to be treated slowly n' softly. Communicate with your partner and read their body language."
A diagram shows the exact same erect penis three times, lined up next to itself. The first shows the penis with the foreskin completely covering the head and a rolled up condom floating overhead. The second shows the penis with its foreskin rolled back so the the glans are completely exposed, while the floating condom moves in a downward motion. the third shows the penis wrapped up in the condom, leaving only a tiny bit of the last of the shaft exposed and its balls.
The text accompanying this diagram reads, "One final lesson! Because of that extra skin, when you're practicing condom'ed safer sex, it's important that you pull that foreskin back as much as possible before you roll on the rubber! If you don't, that natural movement of skin may stretch and tear your condom!"
Erika and Matt shrink back to their tiny size to sit on the person's shoulder just as they're about to re-engage with their partner's cock that's at face level.
"Playing with your prepuce ain't hard to deduce!" Matt says, while winking and pointing finger-guns towards the main character.
"Before you know it, you'll be Argus-eyed for the uncircumcised." Erika adds, throwing her arms in the air.
"You'll be a nut for the uncut!" Adds Matt.
"Oof, guys," replies the main character, with their partner's cock in hand. "you can stop now. I think I've got the issue well in HAND-y!"
Transcribed by Erika Moen on July 29, 2024
Foreskin Funsies by Matthew Nolan and Erika Moen, originally published on https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/foreskin-funsies, August 25, 2015
Our protagonist is a nonbinary person with pale skin and fluffy short black hair. They wear glasses with different colored lens, a t-shirt, and jeans. They are making out with a taller partner who has curly black hair, a full beard, and slightly darker skin. As the makeout progresses, main character kneels down to hungrily pull pull their standing partner's pants down, only to immediately transition to a look of surprise as they exclaim "Oh!" Looking back up to their partner, they anounce, "You're UNCUT!"
"Yup!" Their partner cheerfully concurs.
The partner's hard cock wobbles in front of the perplexed character's face before they call out, "Matt! Erika! Help meeee!"
A tiny Matt poofs onto the person's shoulder, commenting, "Oh my, what a lovely peen!"
"What's the trubs?" A tiny Erika asks, poofing in to sit on the person's other shoulder.
"This is the first foreskin I've encountered!" Wails the character. "It's so scary, what do I doooo? Why couldn't they be circumcised like a NORMAL person?!?!"
Suddenly transitioning into a public shower with various nude be-penised people in the background, Matt stands with a towel wrapped around his middle and flipflops on his feet as he laughs, "Hah! I had the opposite reaction when I first came to America! Most of your peens out here are missing their tops! It's a startling difference from Europe."
Page 2
Now full clothed in slacks, sneakers, and a button-down stripped shirt, he points towards a diagram of the same penis but one with a foreskin on it and one without.
"But if you've been raised stateside- (or consumed a lot of American-made porn)- you can get by most of your life with never encountering a cock au naturel.
Text next to the penis diagrams:
Intact Penis: Foreskin is the retractable roll of skin covering the penis head.
Circumcised Penis: Foreskin cut away, exposing the penis head.
Surrounded by an angry mob, Matt is shocked to hear various exclamations, like, "Circumcised is sexier! That's where smegma comes from! Dick cheese, BARF! Uncut is unclean! I want me kid's dick to look like mine! I hear you can catch HIV faster with foreskin! Looks like a turtleneck."
"Wow," He comments, looking taken aback. "leaving a penis intact is a crazy-contentious topic out here."
Returning to the original character from the beginning, Matt continues, "But the thing is, foreskins are GREAT and absolutely nothing to be afraid of."
"Don't foreskins trap grim and make the cock less hygienic than a cut one?" Asks the bespectacled person.
"Hardly!" Matt reassures them. "Personal hygiene aside, a cleaned un-cut cock is just as clean as a cleaned cut one!"
Next to an illustration showing a hand gently pulling back foreskin, the narration reads, "To keep it clean, just pull back the skin and wash it when you regularly bathe."
page 3
"Sniff Sniff" The person sniffs at the exposed dick of their pantsless partner from the first page. "You're right! It IS clean! But how do I make it WORK?"
"Ah, yes." Matt explains, while gesturing a penis-going-in-and-out-of-a-hole with his hands. "There are some things you might want to keep in mind when you sexually encounter one for the first time! During sexy times, whether it's manual or oral or penetrative, the foreskin will tend to roll back and forth, eventually rolling all the way back exposing the head!"
"See, that's the part that's weirding me out." Adds the character.
"Unlike a cut cock, an uncircumcised penis has two modes!" Matt continues.
Next to a drawing of an erect penis with a skin sheath covering almost all of it, except for just a tiny peek of the tip of the head, the narration reads, "The foreskin will help protect the sensitive head and give it a different, more subdued sensation during sexy times. The added skin surface area gives you more to play with during handjobs!"
The same penis is shown with the sheath pulled back just far enough to entirely expose the penis glans, while the text reads, "Don't fret if yours can't do this yet, some people's needs stretching that comes with age and some don't ever fully roll back. In this state an uncircumcised cock will resemble a circumcised one, but with an added roll of skin behind the head. While it might look the same, it will probably react different than a cut one: that head is a lot more sensitive!
Page 4
Riding atop a hard cock with the foreskin pulled back about 1/3 of the way down the head, the person asks, "More sensitive, huh? Do I need to be gentler?"
Ever helpful, Matt replies from the ground, "Yes, uncut is more sensitive, but that doesn't reflect how you ought to treat it. The level of stimulation needed is always dependent on the penis. Some folks need hard focused pressure, while other need to be treated slowly n' softly. Communicate with your partner and read their body language."
A diagram shows the exact same erect penis three times, lined up next to itself. The first shows the penis with the foreskin completely covering the head and a rolled up condom floating overhead. The second shows the penis with its foreskin rolled back so the the glans are completely exposed, while the floating condom moves in a downward motion. the third shows the penis wrapped up in the condom, leaving only a tiny bit of the last of the shaft exposed and its balls.
The text accompanying this diagram reads, "One final lesson! Because of that extra skin, when you're practicing condom'ed safer sex, it's important that you pull that foreskin back as much as possible before you roll on the rubber! If you don't, that natural movement of skin may stretch and tear your condom!"
Erika and Matt shrink back to their tiny size to sit on the person's shoulder just as they're about to re-engage with their partner's cock that's at face level.
"Playing with your prepuce ain't hard to deduce!" Matt says, while winking and pointing finger-guns towards the main character.
"Before you know it, you'll be Argus-eyed for the uncircumcised." Erika adds, throwing her arms in the air.
"You'll be a nut for the uncut!" Adds Matt.
"Oof, guys," replies the main character, with their partner's cock in hand. "you can stop now. I think I've got the issue well in HAND-y!"
Transcribed by Erika Moen on July 29, 2024
