Our last commissioned Bingo piece and this one’s (lifts pinkie away from the cup and sips with his eyes closed) educational!

Today, Bingo’s here to talk us through Peyronie’s Disease, a crummy penis affliction that super duper sucks.

As usual, if you think you’re suffering from this, take it into your doctor. While Bingo is amazing, neither they or us are actually doctors, so take all the info here with a grain of salt, and see real help, if your dicks getting its lean on.

Want to see more of Bingo’s work? Check out their comics on Body Image and their autobio on figuring out how to orgasm.

If you haven’t been on Patreon and aren’t up-to-date with our lives at the moment. Erika and I have been in stress-work-burn-out-crisis this past few weeks. Landing Erika in some intensive mental health hospital treatment. We… we’re just pushed a bit too hard this year with doing two books at once, and brains are breaking. Things are looking to get easier in December, and then we’ll be taking a longer holiday. This week though, Lucy Bellwood is stepping up to get us both some much-needed downtime and breathing room – so look forward to her comic next week.
Treat yourselves well friends!

↓ Comic Transcript
Peyronie's Disease by Bingo, published August 13, 2019 on ohjoysextoy.com/peyronies-bingo

Bingo draws her anthropomorphic characters in a simplified realistic style with a clear line and little scratchy details. The color palette of this comics is teals and white with black line art.

From across the living room, a little possum pokes their head around the corner of the doorframe, announcing, "Hey there, Hotstuff..." at the goat who is reading a book on the couch in the foreground.

Now flopping over backwards across the armrest and landing with their head in the lap of the goat, the possum continues casually, "It's been a while since we did The Business and I'm feelin' frisky." The goat rests their book open-faced down on their free thigh, smiling at their horny possum partner. With a devilish smile, the possum holds up a bottle of lube, saying, "I've got that minty gunk you like..."

"Haha, is that so?" The goat asks.

Flipping over so they're now lying right-side-up, the possum leans their head against one hand while using the other to teasingly nudge the bulge in the goat's shorts. The possum's tail curls up proudly in the air like a flag of horniness. "Seems like you're intrigued!" They observe, looking at the goat hungrily.

"Oh my!" Laughs the goat, before switching to a startled, "--ow."

"Oh sorry, too hard?" Asks the possum with concern.

"No, no, it's my dick." Explains the goat, reaching down into their boxers and looking worried. "It's been feeling weird lately."

From the goat's perspective, the camera looks down at their dick with the concerned possum also looking on at their side. The dick has a pronounced bend in the shaft, leaning it to the left.

"And look..." Says the goat. "...That's not how it used to be, right?"

"Yeah, I don't remember it being so curved." Agrees the possum, who then pulls out their phone, announcing, "Time to call the doctor."

"Wait, it's not THAT serious!" Yelps the goat.

"You don't know that!" The possum retorts calmly as they hold the phone to their ear, in spite of the goat trying to grab it away. "It's always safer to check with a doctor than wait around for it to get way worse."

"Nooooooo!" Mewls the goat with wide-eyed horror and fear. They succeed in catching the possum's wrist and pulling the phone away from their ear. "Look, if it gets worse, we'll call, okay? But I don't wanna go to the doctor about my DICK." In horror again, they hold their face, saying, "It's embarrassing."

"Says who?!" Counters the possum. "This is your health we're talking about, let's not take risks!"

"Deflecting, the goat waves their hands, compromising, "Look, look, I'll call next week."

With their hands on their hips, the possum replies sternly, "That's what you said when you had all those tummy troubles and you NEVER wound up calling."

"Yeah," Agrees the goat with their eyes closed and hand gesturing in the air. "and I still have those tummy troubles... But for REAL, I'll call next week."




Page Two
An flying insect person overhead in a lab coat and trousers appears with a stethoscope dangling around their neck. They are about a quarter of the size of the opossum and goat people, who look up from the couch completely startled.

"Hello, there! I'm the Magical Urologist Fairy, I visit those who are in serious penile pain but don't want to go to the doctor about it." Without missing a beat, they pull out a paper from their jacket and hold it out towards the surprised couple. "And yes, I am a real medical professional with a degree and license, not just a weirdo who poofed into your house." They reassure their audience, because apparently they've done this enough times for them to have established a routine about it. Their paper reads, "DEGREE. Yes I am a medical professional."

"What seems to be the trouble?" They continue, still buzzing overhead.

"Their penis is painful! And curving in a way it didn't used to!" Explains the possum as the goat looks mortified.

"Is that so... May I?" Asks the Magical Urologist Fairy with utmost professionalism.

"Might as well, since you're already here." Acquiesces the goat.


Examining the bent dick with a magnifying glass that is far larger than their size, the bug observes, "Mmhmm, mmhm, some stiffened tissue there all right." Now holding an equally large protractor up to the cock, they continue, "And while many penises have a natural curve to them, this is a bit unusual, as it's over 30 degrees." They gesture at the sharpest part of the bend, saying, "And this divot here, that's not part of a natural curve, either." Now taking to the air again in triumph, they announce, "Yes, this looks like Peyronie's Disease to me."

"A disease?!" Panics the goat.

"It's probably not the kind of disease you're thinking of." Explains the bug doctor calmly from the air. "It's the name for a condition that usually results from injury, though there seems to be a genetic component as well. It effects about 9% of penis-havers over 40, so you're far from alone." A helpful illustration appears, showing 10 basic human figure icons in a light teal color, with one of them filled in with a dark shade of teal. An arrow points to the dark icon.

"But how did I get it? How did this happen?" The goat asks.


Dr. Bug appears next to a series of educational illustrations, explaining, "There are a few different ways Peyronie's can develop, but most boil down to trauma and injury."

The first illustration shows a close-up of a person's groinal region, their distressed anthropomorphic penis in hand.
Caption: Too much sex/masturbation without lube
"Yikes, so much internal tearing!" Laments the penis with a star of pain emanating from it.

A couple is shown mid-coitus. The partner grinding away on top is transparent, so we can see that the bottom partner's penis is only partially erected.
Caption: Intercourse while soft."
"Oof, ouch, I'm not hard enough for this!" Exclaims the disgruntled penis.

A full clothed figure recoils in pain as a baseball smacks them right in dingus. Through the person's transparent shorts, we see the distressed penis yell, "Ow! Why didn't you wear a cup?!"
Caption: Sport/roughhousing injury






Page Three
The panel shows a time lapse progression of the same penis.

Caption: This can cause plaque or scar tissue to form in the traumatized area. Then, when you become erect, the inflexible tissue pulls on the spongy penis tissue, causing an often painful curve.

The first flaccid penis exclaims, "Ouchie!", with a pain of star emanating from mid-shaft.
An arrow captioned "Heals" points to the right, at a copy of the same flaccid penis that now has a subtle bit of scratchy marks on the injured area and is captioned "Internal Scar Tissue". Another arrow points from there to the next copy of the penis, but this time it is erect with a pronounced bend in the shaft and pain lines radiating off it.

In the next panel, the caption reads, "This also tends to lead to erectile dysfunction, from both the pain and the pulling of the scar tissue."
Panel from the comic Peyronie's Diseaseby Bingo ohjoysextoy.com/peyronies-bingo
Caption: "This also tends to lead to erectile dysfunction, from both the pain and the pulling of the scar tissue."
An anthropomorphic hyena person reclines with their legs spread, showcasing their flaccid penis and balls. Shrugging apologetically, they say, "Sorry, babe."
"That's okay!" replies an another anthro person sympathetically.

Back to our original goat and possum, the fly continues, "As soon as you notice these symptoms, you should talk to a medical professional. The more severe it becomes, the more difficult recovery will be."

"Okay, okay, I get it..." Admits the goat sheepishly.


A fresh panel shows an anthropomorphic dick reclining happily on the beach with sunglasses on and a fancy cocktail by its side. Scattered seashells sit nearby while a giant beach umbrella shields the dick from the sun.

Caption: Less severe cases might not need any specific treatment beyond rest and relaxation for your poor lil member.

The beach dick sits up to wink at a chibi version of the goat, who approaches with a bucket labeled "LUBE"

Caption: And taking care of it during sex, using plenty of lube.


In a new panel, the doctor bug flies by the groin area of a person who is rotating their dick around in a circular direction, like the hands of a clock.

"But in more severe, painful cases that don't clear up as easily, there are a few treatments:" The bug says while gesturing at the rotating dingus. "Physical therapy treatments involving a few minutes of stretching a day.

Another panel shows a hypodermic needle poking into the shaft of a flaccid, bent cock, with pill bottles and loose pills in the foreground.
Caption: And medication to help deplete the scar tissue/plaque... Which includes both injections and pills.


The next panel is captioned, "And in the most severe cases, if you're unable to have sex because it hurts too much or the bend is too severe, surgery may be your best bet! There are two main surgeries:

A diagram shows a bent cock with a scalpel slicing of a small sample at the bend, and then the same dick is shown with a straight shaft.
Caption: One to remove the scar tissue or plaque.

Caption: And one which attempts to correct the bend by shortening the opposite side to match.
A bent cock is shown with stitches going into the shaft on the opposite side of the bend, and then next to it the recovered version which shows a straight shaft.

Caption: Surgery usually results in minor shortening of the penis and doesn't help with the erectile dysfunction...

A diagram shows a close-up of a person's transparent groin. A dark teal shape runs the length of the penis and then snakes into one ball. The model gives a double thumbs up on either side of their junk.

Caption: So a penis pump can also be implanted to help with the effects of the disease.





Page Four


"And above all," The little doctor fly monologues, "make sure you go to a urologist to help discuss which treatment is best for you! Don't try to do it yourself and hope for the best, it's always better to talk to a specialist." Now buzzing overhead of our snuggling goat and possum couple, the medical professional insect continues, "That goes for your mental health, as well. This disease can lead to a lot of stress and anxiety, and that's important to address."

A panther sits in a stuffed armchair nervously, resting their chin in their hands as they listen to their kangaroo therapist in the chair facing them.
Caption: If you have Peyronie's, don't be afraid to reach out to a therapist to talk about how it affects you.


The Doctor bug addresses us, the audience, in a close-up, speaking into a microphone, "And for all you folks with dicks out there, be kind to it! Use lube even when you're on your own..."

An anthro person with rounded ears, breasts, and a semi-hard penis sits with their legs spread, gesturing reassuringly at their member, which has a star of pain floating off it.

Caption: ...And when it's in pain, listen to it, and don't keep pushing if it's telling you something doesn't feel right.

"All right, little buddy," The person says to their dick. "I hear ya. You can take the night off."


Close again to the camera but with their back to us, the insect doctor addresses the goat and possum couple on the couch further back in the distance, high above their heads, saying, "And with that, my work here is done."

The perspective swoops down to join the couple at their height as we watch the doctor fly off into the sky, leaving a shower of pamphlets and various bottles tumbling after them.

"Here's a bunch of lube and some pamphlets. Your check-up is in two months, and in the meantime, sex safely!" He shouts back to the couple as he shrinks into the distance.

"Thanks, magical urologist" Waves the possum next to their smiling goat beau.
Transcribed by Erika Moen on March 11, 2025 for ohjoysextoy.com/peyronies-bingo