In this lushly illustrated comic, artist Hien Pham switches between highly detailed, realistic drawings and simplified cartoons or chibis that emote exaggeratedly. The full spectrum of colors is used vividly throughout.

Page 1
Four small rectangle panels are lined up horizontally next to each other and float above the page.

Panel 1 has a blue background and shows rendered globules of water floating through the air with the caption "Water"

Panel 2 has a green background, is filled with various leafy and grassy green plants, and is labeled "Earth"

Panel 3 is blue with white fluffy clouds, streams of lighter blues whooshing by in the background, a smattering of pink flower petals floating by, and is labeled "Air"

Panel 4 is a rich, bright red with a plume of yellow and orange fire erupting up in it, and labeled "Fire"

Chibi Hien explodes into the center of the page. He is a bald, bearded asian man wearing an open white lab coat, shirtless underneath, with hot-pink shorts and barefoot. "Only a master of all four elements can bring you this review of the three Uberrime fantasy dildos!" He exclaims as he soars through the air with pink action lines filling up the entire page behind him. In the foreground three fantastical dildos tower around him. The background behind them is filled with artistic renderings of the four elements, each color scheme echoing the color of a dildo.

The Teuthida Tentacle is a subtly curved, thick green and blue marbled tentacle, complete with two rows of suckers running along one side. The base of this dildo is simple and smooth. The basic model is $65 USD and extra colors can be added for $24.

Smaller but far more complex, the Ardor Dragon is an ornately molded phallus with a pinky-purple glans on top that is followed by a cascade of purple and blue dragon-y scales that tile down the shaft. The dildo transitions into a rounded bulge in the middle then immediately retracts onto a kind of textured thick stem that then again expands into a purely blue hued base that is covered by several rows of textured material. The base model costs $59 USD and extra colors are $24.

Thickest and largest, the Damn Jav dildo looks like a cock molded from lava. The classic penis features melt like wax into artistically sculpted curls around the mid section of the shaft. The orange, red, and gray marbled cock itself is mounted onto a grooved and scaley-textured base. This bad boy starts at $79 and costs an additional $24 for more colors.

Extra chibi-fied, Hien enthuses to the reader, "Many, many thanks fo the lovely team at Uberrime for making this comic possible! And many thanks to my good friend who helped me with my research!"

"We'll be your Masturbateers for this review!" Chime two nude chibi dudes behind him.
Masturbateer 1 is a brown-skinned man with a full black beard and fluffy mohawk, while Masturbateer 2 is a fair-skinned man with short, brown wavy hair and a goatee.



Page 2
Clinging to a larger-than-life sized tentacle toy, Hien enthuses with hearts filling his eyes, "I'm not gonna beat around the bush: the Teuthida is my personal favourite!"

A super chibi Hien chucks the enormous tentacle through the air at an anthropomorphised butt, which slurps it up through its mouth/anus. The Butt Face has big cartoon eyes on either side of its nose, which is made of a penis and balls.

"The tentacle shape was so easy for my tight bum to work with!" Hien says as he winds up his throw, and then as he pitches it he continues, "Its squishy Soft Shore density didn't give me that "full" feeling a solid plug would, which was a huge plus for me personally!"

Over a diagram illustrating the tentacle dildo going deep inside of an anus, Hien narrates, "The star of the experience was its texture! The suckers rubbed pleasantly on the anal wall and prostrate, like it was scratching an itch I didn't know I had. I couldn't take the entire toy, but I didn't have to in order to enjoy the sensory experience.
The two Masturbateers return, each demonstrating a different position for receiving the toy, just as Hien describes it.

Narration: Positioning is key with this one, though. I found the tentacle to be most pleasurable laying on my back with the suckers facing up. I tested it with my friend on his kees, and he felt the tip poked him too prominently, which he didn't enjoy...


Page 3
From an overhead POV, the reader sees Hien looking upwards with his fists joyously pumped in the air while he is overshadowed by giant copies of the other two sculptural dildos from the first page, one marbled in firey colors and the other in blues and pins.

"What he did enjoy, however, were the Ardor and the Damn Jav! Their bumps and knots really hit the spot!" He cheers.

Along with a series of illustrations showing a very chibi Hien inhaling and exhaling, the narration reads, "Imagine yourself stretching to breathe deeply, then feeling relief as you breathe out..."

Now the chibified Buff Face demonstrates inhaling and exhaling through its anus/mouth, with its cock and balls nose swaying with the motion, as the narration continues, "Now, imagine your butt getting that stretch-relief-stretch-relief over and over again!"

The tiny Hien hops up and down on the bottom-side fiery-colored base of the Damn Jav as it pumps away into the Butt Face's hole. The Butt Face's eyes fill with hearts and its penis-nose swings back and forth with each pump as it gasps, 'Ah! ah!"

"Each deep-plunging thrust with these dildos made my friend moan without fail! Their shaft-to-knot girth difference felt pretty forgiving compared to other monster cocks I've seen, which allowed me to pound him at a faster pace!"


Page 4
with a more realistic style, Masturbateer 2 is shown reclining against hot pink pillows with his arms over his head under the narration, "Honestly, we just had a blast playing around with these toys! Each one explores a different dimension of anal play in varied depths, textures, and girths.

Cheekily, Masturbateer 2 asks with a little tongue sticking out, "Can I get you to try something?"

With the tentacle and the blue-purple toys side by side, he asks, "See if you can fit both of those in me!"

"You sure?" Masturbateer 1 asks eagerly, the toys in hand.

"Yeah!" He reassures him.

Overlaid over the previous and next panels, the narrator explains, "These toys decenter anal as a means to an end, rather, they place an emphasis on sensory experiences for sensory experiences' sake!"

With his butt presented and the two dildos ready to enter, Masturbateer 2 says, "Don't be afraid." Masturbateer 1's hands quiver a little in anticipation.

"Woah!!!" Explodes Masturbateer 1 in joy.

Narration: Everything from the colours to the sounds and shapes infuse an element of curiosity and fun to sex!

Masturateer 1 uses his hand to pulse the blue Ardor Dragon into his companion, just enough to get the head inside. Simultaneously, a Magic Wand vibrator buzzes away at the bottom-side base of the Teuthida Tentacle which has the top half of itself inserted inside Mastrubateer 2's eager butt.


Page 5
Still in the more realistic art style, Hien observes while watching the Masturbateers continue, "There's not a lot I dislike about these toys, to be honest... The price points are on the higher side with the extra colours, but, I think the base costs are fair for solid hand-poured toys using premium materials."

Chibified again, Hien exclaims, "The important thing is picking a size that works for you! My Teuthida and Ardor are both small, while the Damn Jav's only available large!"

Chibi Hien floats through space along with the three different dildos that are easily four to six times as large as him and intricately rendered. Corresponding elemental illustrations and colors back each cock's different style- Earthy, geological art behind the magma-y Damn Jav, seaweed-y greens behind the tentacle, and a cloudy blue sky behind the Ardor Dragon. Chibi Butt Faces of the two Masturbateers joyously bounce around the scene as well.

"The Teuthida's grounded, passionate prostate probings won't disappoint folks looking for slower sensory play!" Cheers Chibi Hien. "Those wanting a more enthusiastic pounding should give the Ardor Dragon and the Damn Jav a look-see! If you're unsure about sizes and density, I'd recommend checking out Uberrime's Q&A and their Instagram! I found their dildo production videos to be very helpful in that respect! Regardless of your chosen pleasure element, always remember to reach for water-based lube, and I'm sure you'll become a master ass-bender in no time!"


Transcribed by Erika Moen on January 6, 2025